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Welcome to the Chasm of Sar,
Land of serendipity and cynicism.

 

quakerlol:

MATILDA IS THE IDEAL MOVIE AND HERE IS WHY

  • female protag
  • no love story cause shes a six yr old
  • bff is a small girl of color
  • bechdel test passed in like the first ten minutes
  • anti-bullying message
  • anti-abuse message
  • pro-learning message
  • this girl is so smart she can move things with her MIND
  • teaches kids that if ppl are toxic, even if they are family, then you don’t have to stay with them
  • cute as frickle
  • great soundtrack
  • happiest ending
  • infinitely relatable

these are the facts people

m4ge:

You know when you need to practice speaking a language but you don’t want to speak it in front of native speakers because you’re worried they will judge you for your poor grammar skills and limited vocabulary

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troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry)

Tom Collins
Last drink with my boyfriend… For a few days :)

Tom Collins

Last drink with my boyfriend… For a few days :)

White Privilege

I’ve reblogged a few post related to the current events in Ferguson. While those posts vocalize (through satire or sincerity) truths I want to support, I have not contributed anything of my own. I don’t have anything original or profound to add. Maybe that’s for the best. Maybe the last thing needed or wanted is the response of a privileged white woman. I guess that’s the purpose of this post, to recognize my privilege and convey my sympathy.

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Actually, I’d rather have coffee

Today the local SWAT team was training on campus (where I work and attend college). My boss comes in and asks if I need a break to enjoy the view; just in case what my Thursday afternoon was missing included “really attractive men in uniform”.

I’m not a huge fan of my job, but my boss makes me smile.

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

I am not Mike Brown. I am white. I am middle class. I am female. I am small. I am not considered a threat. When police see me they see someone who looks like them. They see their mothers, their daughters, their sisters, themselves. I am not at risk of being shot by police for existing while black. I am not at risk of being shot while unarmed. I am not at risk of being shot while armed with nothing more than a BB gun. I am not at risk of being shot for reaching for my wallet. I am privileged.
But I am outraged. And if you aren’t outraged, then you aren’t paying attention. This is America in 2014. This is our reality. It’s so easy to get jaded and to ignore these atrocities, to act like this doesn’t affect us. It’s so easy to get apathetic. In the past it was the youth who protested. Where is the rage of the youth? Where is our rage?
Like I said, I am not Mike Brown. But I am outraged.

Dear second quarter-sized spider I have found this week in the exact same spot next to the shower,
RIP.
I would say sorry, but I’m not. I don’t care if you are a sibling, clone, or zombie. I will continue to squish you. All of you.

Dear second quarter-sized spider I have found this week in the exact same spot next to the shower,
RIP.
I would say sorry, but I’m not. I don’t care if you are a sibling, clone, or zombie. I will continue to squish you. All of you.

Turning 21 soon

Wanting to have a chill night in/out with good friends. Sad that my handsome boyfriend and many lovely friends are under 21. Also feeling too paranoid to ask old friends if they want to hang out. Free pizza though. Sooo… Meh.