Hello Lovelies:
Welcome to the Chasm of Sar,
Land of serendipity and cynicism.

 

wentzguyliner:

Drummers are hot and all but we all want a bass player if you don’t want a bass player I’m half convinced you don’t exist

Want?
Have.

One adolescent dream that came true

loser-of-shoes-sammy:

thiswillberubbish:

loser-of-shoes-sammy:

First crocheted stuffed animal! It’s such a cute jellyfish! :D

It turned out awesome!

Thanks! The eyes are a little off and the smile if, too, but I’m proud of it as my first crocheted amigurumi. :)

Soooo cute!

loser-of-shoes-sammy:

thiswillberubbish:

loser-of-shoes-sammy:

First crocheted stuffed animal! It’s such a cute jellyfish! :D

It turned out awesome!

Thanks! The eyes are a little off and the smile if, too, but I’m proud of it as my first crocheted amigurumi. :)

Soooo cute!

feministballerina:

malonetaylor:

Did you know? It’s your RIGHT to access reproductive healthcare without being intimidated or terrorized.

People need to see this. 


Hey, this is from my hometown :)

feministballerina:

malonetaylor:

Did you know? It’s your RIGHT to access reproductive healthcare without being intimidated or terrorized.

People need to see this. 

Hey, this is from my hometown :)

(Source: misandry-malone)

believe-wbu:

tbh I’d probably spend the day sprinting laps around this pretending I’m on wipeout

I want!

believe-wbu:

tbh I’d probably spend the day sprinting laps around this pretending I’m on wipeout

I want!

i-cant-even-english:

iwontstandalone:

sherlock-has-the-tardis:

criminals-minds:

thor-oughly-amused:

hiddlesworth69:

bearlywriting:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

myleisuretime:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) kids are growing up.

They grew eyebrows too

Did Agustus Gloop just Nevil Longbottum us??

no, but i think that Jordan Fry Nevil Longbottomed us

I think we missed the true Longbottom of this cast… Blair Dunlop

Dear god

What was in that chocolate and where can I get some

Fun fact: Jordan Fry (aka: Mike Teavee) is my boss’ nephew.

vanessalunaok:

I am so so blessed so blessed to have so many people that love me haha started a new diet so graced by god he gave me the drive to do this definitely Try shakeology I love working for the company can’t wait to get married can you believe it’s been a whole year since I met my lovely Jonathan for any of you who are still lonely and single unlike me I pray for you every night god will find a man for you!
 *posts pictures of kids
 *posts pictures of food

vanessalunaok:

I am so so blessed so blessed to have so many people that love me haha started a new diet so graced by god he gave me the drive to do this definitely Try shakeology I love working for the company can’t wait to get married can you believe it’s been a whole year since I met my lovely Jonathan for any of you who are still lonely and single unlike me I pray for you every night god will find a man for you!
*posts pictures of kids
*posts pictures of food

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

lumos5001:

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

lordflacko91:

pbh3:

First time experiencing the rain.

I seriously can not wait till I have a daughter to experience things like this with her

(Source: tatymaslany)

I, your Friendly Neighborhood Librarian absolve you from all literary sins and encourage you to go and read what you like on the platform of your choosing.

spastasmagoria:

Never feel guilty for reading fan fic at 3am. Everything is fanfic in the end. From fanfic you were made, to fanfic you shall return.

Read that which has been panned by literary snobs. Read novels churned out by the dozen by authors with a dozen pseudonyms.

Read your US and…

Oh my God, what if you wake up some day, and you’re 65, or 75, and you never got your memoir or novel written; or you didn’t go swimming in warm pools and oceans all those years because your thighs were jiggly and you had a nice big comfortable tummy; or you were just so strung out on perfectionism and people-pleasing that you forgot to have a big juicy creative life, of imagination and radical silliness and staring off into space like when you were a kid? It’s going to break your heart. Don’t let this happen.

Anne Lamott  (via basicbook)

This kinda scares me. I feel like I’ve already wasted so much of my life hating myself. So stupid.

(Source: jerfreyy)