May 2013
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This...
jwisser:
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vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
I’m stealing this thing and using it to teach my future students in the future. Yup.
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I'm not a Feminist: a brief rant
I’m just not.
And I’m getting really tired of the flustered reactions to my admission that I am, indeed, in possession of a uterus and yet abstain from identifying as feminist. Ladies, let’s be real here, men are not the only ones who need to improve themselves and women are not the only “victims” of society.
I am all for learning to embrace and struggle through the...
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Dear lovely individual who egged my car,
YOU CANNOT RUIN MY NIGHT! MY BOYFRIEND LOVES ME AND BOUGHT ME CHURROS! ALSO, I TAKE BACK THE SARCASTIC USE OF THE WORD LOVELY!
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. Hell hath no fury…
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Wow.... and I'm the fangirl
*with ramen noodles hanging from his mouth in multitudes*
BF: Hey, look! I'm an Ood.
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First commandment in the flare bible
thegutsygeneration:
*IMPORTANT: The above dosage represents the minimum effective dose. Two naps per day may not work for everyone. Please consult your doctor to see if two naps are right for you.
#but seriously, the story of my life #if you have IBD and don’t follow this blog then I am sorry because it is beautiful and makes even my ulcers chuckle at the perfectly relevant humor..the...
April 2013
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Cue the applause
I have succeeded. My boyfriend created a tumblr account tonight
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You know... Living the dream
Sitting at work, knocking back tylenol like candy, munching the peach-o’s my boyfriend bought me like tylenol.
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Only instead of tuition, how about medical bills?
maozedung:
pay my college tuition and i’ll promo you
How about med. bills? Any takers?
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Today feels like a Monday, and not the good...
Today started out alright.
I woke up on time.
But between the screaming ulcers, missed class, crying friends, quantity of homework, and impulses to restrict… I guess the key word is today started out alright.
Now I find out one of my lovely bosses “resigned”. I kind of feel like crying, which is weird.
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*Mushy Post*
You’ve been forewarned. I will not force you to view my sappy moment. However, if you’re interested, feel free to…[[MORE]]
Eight months ago, I made a post celebrating a year without long term commitment entitled: If all else fails… there’s cats. In case you missed that retrospective gem, I provide the following link
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#Hashtag
Hashtags in a Facebook post: #Pointless #that’s not how facebook works #are you new here?
Hashtags in real life: #hellooooo? #this is real life #are you new here?
Hashtags on Tumblr: #why not just use the actual tags?
Exception to the rule = Hashtags on Tumblr: Generally, the hashtags are funny and/or would not fit the length limit of an actual tag.
#The end
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Am I the only one...
who feels wonderfully pretentious and motivated by lively classical music?
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DO THIS!!!! But only if you're one of us
https://sites.google.com/site/ibdresearchstudy/
The above link will take you to a survey for a study conducted by the University of Memphis regarding the impact on quality of life for those with Ulcerative Colitis and Chron’s disease.
Participation results in either a $3.00 credit to Amazon.com or a donation to CCFA (the Chron’s &Colitis Foundation of America).
I’m really...
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My job...
So today, while giving a tour of the college campus we started in the cadaver lab.
The female donor’s arthritic hand was the color of boiled chicken. I saw a dead body for the first time today. True story.
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Define "shortly"...
Following a nice dinner with my roommate, she gets the following message in her fortune cookie: “An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!”
My immediate reaction? Forget to discontinue the willing suspension of disbelief and assume that the little paper was a prophesy about the Doctor.
Takes a dear friend to listen to this confession and still put up with me. True...
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March 2013
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Tumblr 100-Million Timeline...
A story of success in which the inclusion of Beyonce is a main plot point.
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BF: I'm so crazy about you, I'm being fitted for a straight jacket as we speak.
Me: Okay, literally though... who are you? Why are you in my life?
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Lovely...
Thanks to Doctor Who, I will always have an uneasy suspicion whenever children play copy cat. Seriously, this show puts me on edge sometimes.
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Facebook.... So done.
I am so tired of the five page long arguments. They are consistently insensitive, foul-mouthed, and (no shocker here) redundant. This lovely aspect with the tickling bonus of young girls practicing their inappropriately mature poses has me just about sick.
Is anyone else about ready to pull the plug on Facebook?
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Blink Update
Terrible life choice. Why, why, why did I watch the first weeping angel episode alone in my room? Why did my laptop die, leaving me in darkness searching for my lamp? Why is my boyfriend over 1,300 miles away at this moment? I have church in 6 hours.
I can barely stand to watch underwater scenes without holding my breath. Don’t blink? Seriously doctor? Because the blank eyes of statues...
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Don't Blink...
Having that minor life crisis in which I planned on watching the angel episodes of Doctor Who with my boyfriend, but he won’t be back until next Sunday, and it’s about to count down on Netflix, and first world problems.
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Update Rant...
‘Ello Lovelies!
Pardon me, I’m feeling a wee bit chipper. Must be my current, mildly infatuated reunion with the Doctor. So… here’s my life.
Found out where I’m going to live next year (actually starting this May). It has a kitten :)
Lost the front bumper to my car. Insert long story. Probably the long term effect of being backed into by a school bus. Insert...
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February 2013
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Hugs and Kisses Lovelies
I have this pressing first-world-problem called: I’m a super lame girlfriend and I don’t know how to be romantic and I have a really great boyfriend and I have day class and work and night class on Valentine’s day and even if I didn’t I would probably be attending my little sister’s choir concert and…sooo
We are going to celebrate Friday instead, kicking off...
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Okay... I need more coffee
beautyinyourdreams:
nothingbecomingsomething:
weightlesslives:
Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever
lol too true
I think of it like talking to stuffed animals. Kind of lined up on your dash like they used to be on...
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January 2013
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SAT
Look, I get it, the SAT’s are hard. The british equivalent is probably pretty hard too. Having said that, how do you get less than 1000? Scratch that. How do you score less than 900? I’m completely serious. I mean the test is out of 2400. That means that each of the three sections is worth 800 points. So how are kids scoring at literally less than 37.5%?
I’m almost impressed.
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Highlight
My knees are bothering me a bit. I just wrapped up an hour long, mile and a half tour around campus in below freezing weather. But the smiling ladies trudged through with me, laughing about the cold and following carefully to avoid ice.
The hug from the high school girl at the end was the highlight of my day.
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Happy New Years!
Happy New Years my lovelies! Well, here it’s still 11:33 pm, but just the same. Thank you to those who have offered friendship, support, questions, and laughs. May your new year be full of good food, health, friends, life-choices, literature, and music. Love to you all!
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December 2012
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It's a Christmas Miracle!
Between my Dad’s house, my Mom’s heaven-sent baking, and over 48 hours of my Mamma’s (southern grandma) cooking… I have gained a grand total of zero pounds.
Wait, what?
Yep, pretty sure my scale is broken. That, or I have a chronic digestive disease. Or maybe my few hours in the snow magically burned some 10,000 odd calories. Or all of the above.
Either way, the food?...
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Anonymous asked: One is quite curious as to what you got for Chrismas. Did you get any thing weird? Take anything back? Willing to be honest if you did? ;)
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Spoiled...
Despite the chaotic balance between academics, family, work, sleep, sketchy health, debate weekends, and attempted social lfe… I love my job. Partially for the work itself. Mostly for my bosses.
Today, they left me this cute little chalkboard coffee mug as a Christmas gift for the “teacher someday”.
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In Lieu Of A Promise...
Once upon a time, long, long ago… I swore to the good people of Tumblr that I would dress up as Emma Stone’s character in Easy A for Halloween.
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Recently, a-nony-mouse whom must have ventured too far back told me, and I quote, “Pics or it didnt happen.”
Well… it happened. And yes, my facial expression is odd.
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Naked Face... The End
December 14th marked day 31 and the end of my extended challenge to maintain a Naked Face.
Since then, I have applied makeup three times, once each day.
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I don’t want to sound cliche, radical, or melodramatic. I’m not passing judgement on those who touch/glam up in the morning or those who go all natural, but this little “experiment” really made me more...
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Can't Stop Laughing
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kingahell:
That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.
Foolishly logging onto Tumblr during dorm quiet hours and seeing this post.
I can’t even…
How do I stop snorting?!
No wait. Better question. How are these cats doing this? HOW?
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Middle School
Today marked my last official day with my middle schoolers. I almost cried. Which is shocking in its own right. Mostly though, I just feel so blessed. No matter how poorly they behaved (and man, do I have some war stories) those kids were the highlight of my day. Hands down.
Of course, one of the girls made me promise that I would try to come visit. I did swear on Nirvana. And Kurt Cobain. So,...
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Day 17
My Naked Face challenge continues…
Family members have expressed mild to moderate irritation, disbelief, and confusion regarding my choice to abstain from makeup. It’s funny because, it’s really not a big deal, going without makeup. And yet, it is.
I don’t know. Is there a point to this? Does it really matter what I look like? Will being attractive or, at least,...
