Hello Lovelies: Welcome to the Chasm of Sar, Land of serendipity and cynicism. Tumblr (3.0; @thechasmofsar)http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5126e1845eaada5c0f25401a496c63d0/tumblr_mn9i7aGkCR1qdpwf1o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/95a63dd649250498761c13b44c605b83/tumblr_mn9i7aGkCR1qdpwf1o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b81afcc280573de97b105cfcef5b3c70/tumblr_mn9i7aGkCR1qdpwf1o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/71c7033356e36064d3f8211be2f503e9/tumblr_mn9i7aGkCR1qdpwf1o3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/355368f44231d973cc3b468639dde78c/tumblr_mn9i7aGkCR1qdpwf1o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe07383c1d8a3928165db3fd7fcf59c2/tumblr_mn9i7aGkCR1qdpwf1o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://voltaireon.tumblr.com/post/51158591550/is-it-just-me-or-does-it-always-look-like-david" target="_blank">voltaireon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>Is it just me or does it always look like David Karp is planning something really evil and always has been?</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>DarthTumblr at his finest</p>http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/51158919088http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/51158919088Thu, 23 May 2013 10:41:00 -0700funnylovestarwarsDavid Karpjwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at...http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/51101441820http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/51101441820Wed, 22 May 2013 15:38:42 -0700teacheducationliteratureschool<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e97ce14e404ae222dd78041ab70b01ff/tumblr_mn61inHYc11qcy1c2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://timemagazine.tumblr.com/post/51012481499/this-weeks-new-issue-of-time-hitting-newsstands" target="_blank">timemagazine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a href="http://ti.me/19299MY" target="_blank"><strong>This week’s new issue of TIME</strong></a>, hitting newsstands and tablets Friday, May 17, is dedicated to covering the devastation that followed the pivotal 16 minutes between when sirens first alerted Moore residents and when the tornado touched down.</p> <p>(Photograph by Alonzo Adams/AP)</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>My (much older) cousin called us yesterday to let us know that she had survived the tornado. Being a working College student with very rare access to televised news, I chuckled at her a bit, knowing that tornadoes in Oklahoma are a dime a dozen. Well, now I get it… and I’m really grateful that my cousin was safe.</p>http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/51013014667http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/51013014667Tue, 21 May 2013 13:49:00 -0700southernfamilyscarynatureI&#8217;m just not. And I&#8217;m getting really tired of the flustered reactions to my admission...http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/49953465796http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/49953465796Wed, 08 May 2013 13:14:00 -0700rantscollegelifefeminist<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8600d21ba0a3b05aa03a9c8226ccc3b0/tumblr_mm4m6kvG3C1qep5zro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>NO! You don’t even know! Yesterday was Cinco de Mayo and we were all at my mom’s house and my sister and I started making fun of this bag of chips and how the family is clearly chasing down some poor little Hispanic kid and then I turned to my Hispanic boyfriend and was like… #LOOK AT THE DAD’S FACE THOUGH</p>http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/49832703797http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/49832703797Mon, 06 May 2013 21:05:01 -0700funnyscaredhelpYOU CANNOT RUIN MY NIGHT! MY BOYFRIEND LOVES ME AND BOUGHT ME CHURROS! ALSO, I TAKE BACK THE...http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/49500937379http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/49500937379Fri, 03 May 2013 01:29:55 -0700foodlifelove*with ramen noodles hanging from his mouth in multitudes* BF: Hey, look! I'm an Ood.http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/49344437749http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/49344437749Wed, 01 May 2013 00:00:48 -0700doctor whorelationshipsfoodcollegefunnyHelpthegutsygeneration: *IMPORTANT: The above dosage represents the minimum effective dose. Two naps...http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/49306452905http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/49306452905Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:06:10 -0700ibdhealthulcerssleepyBethI have succeeded. My boyfriend created a tumblr account tonighthttp://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/49169086749http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/49169086749Mon, 29 Apr 2013 02:40:11 -0700relationships<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b58aa35476f443c7908d4ff5bf876114/tumblr_mlqvbpQtwE1qgt6uyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I have had pizza…three times…in 24 hours.</p> <p> <strike>No regrets</strike> </p> <p>Weeeell, regrets that were then drowned in baggy sweatpants.</p>http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/49168150030http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/49168150030Mon, 29 Apr 2013 02:03:12 -0700foodcollegechubhelphealthSitting at work, knocking back tylenol like candy, munching the peach-o&#8217;s my boyfriend bought...http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/48792049182http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/48792049182Wed, 24 Apr 2013 12:42:45 -0700workpainBethulcerscollegemaozedung: pay my college tuition and i’ll promo you How about med. bills? Any takers?http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/48756502154http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/48756502154Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:19:43 -0700HelphealthcollegeBethToday started out alright. I woke up on time. But between the screaming ulcers, missed class, crying...http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/48710315843http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/48710315843Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:26:00 -0700collegeworkulcersibdBethHelpYou&#8217;ve been forewarned. I will not force you to view my sappy moment. However, if you&#8217;re...http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/48602909598http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/48602909598Mon, 22 Apr 2013 02:40:00 -0700lovecuteliferelationshipsrealcollegeHashtags in a Facebook post: #Pointless #that&#8217;s not how facebook works #are you new...http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/48379154457http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/48379154457Fri, 19 Apr 2013 13:45:00 -0700rantson my dashasdfghjklwho feels wonderfully pretentious and motivated by lively classical music?http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/48375092087http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/48375092087Fri, 19 Apr 2013 12:49:49 -0700workcollegeyes I'm strangehelphttps://sites.google.com/site/ibdresearchstudy/ The above link will take you to a survey for a study...http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/48102631707http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/48102631707Mon, 15 Apr 2013 22:02:49 -0700ulcersBethibdCCFA<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/541e3efa2c2f69460a35d060f9c622a4/tumblr_mlaffdb0Ds1rt8p6do1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>#That awkward moment when the Doctor looks like Jesus Christ </p>http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/48029551019http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/48029551019Mon, 15 Apr 2013 01:26:01 -0700doctor whooddmatt smithSo today, while giving a tour of the college campus we started in the cadaver lab. The female...http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/47850821440http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/47850821440Sat, 13 Apr 2013 01:36:50 -0700collegeworkscienceFollowing a nice dinner with my roommate, she gets the following message in her fortune cookie:...http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/47819199560http://thechasmofsar.tumblr.com/post/47819199560Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:00:00 -0700doctor whofunny